i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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