just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
as a side note pls kill me
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