what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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