you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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