btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you inspire me to be a worse person
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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