just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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