Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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