all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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