Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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