how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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