Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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