1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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