i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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