I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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