When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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