so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
