I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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