that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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