I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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