I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just high enough for therapy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You left your phone here
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