he wants to bone in the snuggie
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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