He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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