Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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