well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
is wine microwaveable?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize