Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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