she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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