Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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