we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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