She is in my trunk
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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