please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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