I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
