did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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