no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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