have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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