what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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