we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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