His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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