He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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