yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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