I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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