love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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