Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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