is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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