she was so not down for the gang bang
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize