Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
