I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I want a musical about memes.
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