I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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