my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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