She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
false alarm. still invincible.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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