I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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