Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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