How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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