2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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