You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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