The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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