ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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