You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
