did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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