Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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